Messages from the Radio Planet

This is not acceptable

To: Acme Planet Preparation crew
Radio Planet Station
Orbit of The Radio Planet

I’ve just reviewed the orbital photos of what you did to my glacier. It’s a huge canyon now. It’s just melted rock and mudslides. It’s hideous! Can’t you do anything about this?

You were supposed to improve this planet, right?


Update: there will be a delay in glacier mitigation

To: His Imperial Planet Thingy of the Radio Planet
c/o Bide-a-While Budget Tubes
Gallegher Station
Orbit of Greater Jameson

Your Imperial Planetness:

I regret to inform you that our during work on your glacier we encountered a large community of Scarhloghs, right in the middle of their breeding season. We lost three workers. They were friends of mine.

These casualties are covered under your project insurance (expect to hear from your insurance company soonest). But if there are two more fatalities you will have exceeded your quota, and you’ll be billed for any additional deaths on your planet.

We’re taking three days off for mourning. Expect work to resume after that time.


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Transmissions to and from the Radio Planet are proceeding within acceptable parameters.

Interference from cosmic rays and planetary bodies: minimal.

Space Piracy alert: Yellow.

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