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Your second payment is now due

To: Mr. God-Emperor of the Radio Planet
c/o Bide-a-While Budget Tubes
Gallegher Station
Orbit of Greater Jameson

INVOICE RP02

 
Basic planet preparation (BP-02) deployment
Installation of orbiting station
Truncate mountain at 35.365944 N, -120.849992 W (elev: 200 feet)
Install defensive perimeter, style A-46 (classical)
Erect six-story tower at 35.365944 N, -120.849992 W, style “Medici”
 
ADDITIONAL SERVICES:
 
Canyon Landscaping
 
CLIENT NOTES:
 
1. Please make sure the larger windows face west, for the ocean view
 
Second Installment (30%): 1,346,296 ’pols
TOTAL: 1,346,296 ’pols
 
THIS INVOICE IS NOW DUE. PLEASE REMIT IMMEDIATELY.


This is not acceptable

To: Acme Planet Preparation crew
Radio Planet Station
Orbit of The Radio Planet

I’ve just reviewed the orbital photos of what you did to my glacier. It’s a huge canyon now. It’s just melted rock and mudslides. It’s hideous! Can’t you do anything about this?

You were supposed to improve this planet, right?


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