I can see what you did to my planet

To: Acme Planet Preparation crew
Radio Planet Station
Orbit of The Radio Planet

I’ve been looking over the latest orbital photos of the area you leveled for my base.

I can read, you know. Those letters must be fifty feet tall.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, May 9th, 2017
by God-Emperor of the Radio Planet.

There have been 2 responses to this transmission

ACME Planet Preparation Crew says:

May 9, 2017 at 9:53 am

Sixty-five.
God-Emperor of the Radio Planet says:

May 9, 2017 at 9:54 am

I’m contacting the main office.

Please note my change of address:

God-Emperor of the Radio Planet

c/o General Delivery

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