The Lair of the Clockwork Book

The Lair of the Clockwork Book
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The Clockwork Book’s lair lies far beneath the city of Retropolis, in the world of the Future That Never Was. As far as anybody knows, it’s always been there – slowly collecting the stories, the ideas, and the secrets of its visitors, and then sharing them with those who come after.

If you were to visit the Book yourself, you might realize that in its own retro-futuristic world the Book serves the purpose of a social network – a mechanical social network. With that in mind, you could hardly be surprised at the misadventures its clients seem to have.

And what is the Book, really, and who constructed it, and why? That’s one of the few stories that the Book is not allowed to tell.

On the other hand… the Book has learned how to bend the rules.

The Lair of the Clockwork Book, with over 120 illustrations, began its life as a serial that ran from February of 2011 to April of 2012 at the Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual web site. It’s now available in this handsome, greyscale eBook edition for just $2.99.

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The Lair of the Clockwork Book
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Coming Soon from Radio Planet

Patently Absurd

From the Files of the Retropolis Registry of Patents

This complete, illustrated collection of the Registry of Patents stories includes their conclusion, published here for the first time on the web or in print.

Coming in March 2018